Maths jokes

Tuesday 12th January 2021

Do your students love a maths joke? Of course they do! Here’s a selection…

Why should you worry about the maths teacher holding graph paper?

She’s definitely plotting something!

Why do maths teachers love parks so much?

Because of all the natural logs.

Why do they not serve alcohol at maths department parties?

Because you should never drink and derive!

What did 0 say to 8?

Nice belt!

Why was the maths lecture so long?

The professor kept going off on a tangent.

Have you heard about the mathematical plant?

It has square roots.

By Avril McLeer

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